Thursday, July 9, 2009

Pip's Boyfriend

Charlie. He's either a really stand-up guy, and is sticking with her even though he's not getting any, or he's a bit daft. I thought briefly about removing him from his testicles, but he's pretty feral and that would mean I'd have to start feeding him regularly, too, if I ever hope to trap him. Besides, I figure that neutering one male won't make much difference, because the others in the area would just move in where he can no longer perform. It's not like a female in heat is going to go neglected. So Charlie, it's your lucky day. You get to keep your balls, and your standing in the community. Oh, the double-standard here is killing me.

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